Having abandoned Myspace in favor of Facebook, as many of my illustrious peers did ages ago, I have increasingly found something lacking in my social networking life. While I still have my daily fill of voyeuristic fun, trivial pursuits, and frenzied rounds of Bejeweled Blitz between classes, I am seriously missing the fun of pointless blogging!
My good pal and fellow gossip/tangent/adjective enthusiast, Sweet Pickles, has been urging me to start a blog for years, but, like a Twitard contemplating a new, unexplored, well-written piece of actual literature, I was afraid of change.
But, since Facebook has failed to supply me with a forum for my tangential ranting, here I am!
You may ask yourself, what will Just Jess' blog give me that no other blog can?
Well, I have no fracking idea. But I will tell you what it will NOT give you:
Epic, detailed transcriptions of every time a baby cries, shits, makes a noise, or acts like a baby in any other normal way
Carefully edited, unbiased political statements
Slanderous gossip (with the possible exception of shared posts from my fave blog, dlisted.com)
Painfully long surveys in which I reveal to you the all-important answers to "What is your favorite ice cream? Who was the first person to text you today? Are you in love? Etc."
Y'all, I just really like writing! Especially in non-standardized ways and with many, many adjectives! If you don't like it, don't read it.